WHAT at Lunch?!
Two blondes were sitting in a quaint little café, enjoying a leisurely lunch on a sunny afternoon. The restaurant was bustling with people chatting, waiters carrying plates of steaming food, and the occasional clink of cutlery against fine china. The atmosphere was light, and the two friends were catching up on life, sharing stories, and laughing at each other’s anecdotes.
As they nibbled on their salads and sipped iced teas, one blonde leaned in a little closer, her voice dropping to a conspiratorial whisper. “You know,” she began, glancing around to make sure no one overheard, “I’m getting a boob job.”
Her friend raised her eyebrows, momentarily startled, then leaned in as well, whispering back with a mischievous grin. “Oh, that’s nothing!” she exclaimed. “I’m getting my arsehole bleached!”
The first blonde’s eyes widened, and she let out a small, incredulous laugh. “Wait… what? Really? You’re actually doing that?” she asked, trying to process what she had just heard.
“Yes!” her friend replied, nodding enthusiastically. “It’s all the rage these days! Everyone’s talking about it. It’s like the ultimate beauty treatment, completely private, and totally transformative.” She took a sip of her iced tea, savoring the shock and amusement her revelation had caused.
The first blonde shook her head, still laughing. “I can’t believe this. I mean, a boob job, okay, that’s one thing—everyone knows about that. But… bleaching? That’s on a whole other level!”
“Well,” her friend said, smirking, “it’s just like any other beauty procedure. People get facials, teeth whitening, or hair extensions, right? This is just… more specialized.”
The two of them giggled, imagining the reactions their other friends would have if they ever found out. They talked about the doctors, the recovery times, and the secret tips they had read online. Between bites of their sandwiches and bursts of laughter, the conversation meandered to other beauty treatments, fashion trends, and the occasional scandal from their social circles.